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Lightweight and laid-back, this fitted V-neck tee carries a bold, offbeat attitude in simple black-on-white graphics. The small front chest print hints at mischief; the back features a cheeky, vintage-style illustration of a person brandishing a spatula with the line “Don’t just stare at it — eat it.” It sits close to the body without feeling tight, offering breathable comfort for warm days or layered looks. Wear it to backyard barbecues, late-night diner runs, or weekends when you want to spark a laugh. The soft ring-spun cotton and ribbed collar keep the tee feeling familiar wash after wash, and the tearaway label adds comfort under the neck.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heather blends vary (65/35 or 90/10)
- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) with a semi-fitted cut that runs true to size
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean drape and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, adult sizing; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
V-Neck Tee — 'Don't Just Stare at It, Eat It' Funny Patrick Bateman Horror Graphic
$25.00
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$25.00
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heather blends vary (65/35 or 90/10)
- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) with a semi-fitted cut that runs true to size
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean drape and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, adult sizing; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean